Monday, November 24, 2008

Getting Dressed

"Where's your underwear? Are you going to wear your socks on your pee-pee?

In hindsight, that may have been a mistake.

33 comments:

  1. I wonder if this is what inspired Anthony Kedis of the Red Hot Chili Pepper in his costume choices during concerts...have you ever seen this?

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=06Dql7EiMWE

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  2. and we wonder where the kids get their crazy ideas. jesus.

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  3. You didn't? Supreme Leader is going to kill you for that.

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  4. Peter Mansbridge: In Richmond, British Columbia, today two small children were rescued by RCMPs when they were found wandering icy streets wearing only socks. On their genitalia. When questioned about the incident, the boys' father replied, "I didn't think they'd take me seriously!" The man in question is being examined by court psychiatrists today.

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  5. Oh boy, you set yourself up for that one...

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  6. Hey, why not? Weren't socks the predecessor to the codpiece? You're just rocking it primeval, Cap'n!
    (SOOOOO glad I have a girl.)

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  7. LOL!!! That is so classic like the "volcano" comment - can you believe my 3 year old is still in that trip whenever he takes a shower? I mean come on, that thing has a shelf life!!! Oooh and 7th!! Awesome top 10 for once!

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  8. Aww damn you Jen! Stealing my thunder! well, 8th is not bad and 9th too!

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  9. 10th! 10th is the new first!! Did y'all know that?

    Children learn by example. What are you wearing right now Captain???

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  10. bah, Kat beat me to the RHCP reference.

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  11. It was 38 degrees here when I got up this morning. It doesn't seem like a bad idea.

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  12. Kat & Heinous - the Chili Peppers did come to mind.

    MAW - tears

    Stiletto - it's 1 degree out this morning, or 33 or yours. I'm wearing a wooly sock.

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  13. Dude, I am surprised Supreme Leader doesn't dummy slap you on a regular basis.

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  14. For a minute there I didn't read "wooly".

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  15. Im not even sure what to say to this.

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  16. Wait? Did you talk to Jeremy today?

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  17. Oh, man. You done did it now, son.

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  18. it was funny the first time i read it. and the second. and the third..... truly laughing out loud.

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  19. Did you know a cucumber could be hollowed out?

    Neither did I. The things you learn from craigslist missed connections...

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  20. I think it is awesome. I have said a few things to me boys as well........ I am lucky that at their age, they don't "get" the alternative meaning :)

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  21. Were they argyle? You might as well make a fashion statement while your at it.

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  22. This may be the funniest blog post I've ever read.

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  23. The mental images that go with this are just. too. funny.

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  24. I'd say they were in good company with Flea and friends!

    Besides, who hasn't danced with a sock on their weenis? They stole that idea from me, and if I could find the videotape, I'd prove it!

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  25. I am sorry, I was sent here by steenkybee to say hi to the oldtimer Dumbass. Really who gives a Poop aye? You had to be there I guess.

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  26. I had a mild heart attack. I typed your blog address in my browser and it came up with "Blog not found." I actually hyperventilated a little bit. I gassed up the car and gathered up a bunch of groceries because I figured I could just drive up to Canada to see what was wrong. Luckily, Jeremy urged me to try it again. This time your site popped right up. Turns out I added an extra "n" to richmond zoo. So if you happen to be looking for Richmonndzoo. blogspot.com, please know that it doesn't exist. I'm going to unpack the car and wedge my heart from my throat now. Also, tomorrow, if you feel the slight slap of a tag from Utah, it's me.

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  27. You mean like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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  28. Ah, yes. In the "things you never thought you'd hear yourself say" category. Sadly, I'm familiar with this.

    HILARIOUS!!

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