Friday, September 19, 2008

What?



" 'Meconium unlike later feces, is viscous and sticky like tar...' WTF? I'm so not touching that. I have an Empire to run, dammit."


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15 comments:

  1. PamSeptember 19, 2008 at 1:12 AM

    well, i think i would rather touch it then swallow it like some babes do in the womb. LOL we'll just keep letting you run the empire.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2008 at 1:23 AM

    Oh. Ma. GAH.

    That's hilarious and awesome.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2008 at 5:03 AM

    Tooo funny ~

    I sort of see Darth as someone who employs a nanny.

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  4. cIIISeptember 19, 2008 at 6:40 AM

    I agree with Jamie.
    Darth would totally get a Stormtrooper to do all the "cleaning Up". And It would totally show up on the White Suite and all the other Stormtroopers would be all, "Look! Bob's on poop duty this week."
    And speaking of Stormtroopers, if you have 10 minutes to spare....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3u_TbR8JLM
    check it.

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  5. KatSeptember 19, 2008 at 6:53 AM

    You kill me dude. Between you and BHJ I don't know who made my morning better. Actually I think you win. I am a sucker for Star Wars.

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  6. steenky beeSeptember 19, 2008 at 7:51 AM

    It's back! My life is now complete. Well, my Friday anyway. WTF? Darth is having a late in life baby? Maybe the years have softened him up a little bit. This child is sure to be a brat though. The last one always is. If he's not careful, he'll lose BOTH arms.

    I feel a tingling coming on. What's that? Yep, I feel a post coming on. Not today, well, maybe.

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  7. Mama DawgSeptember 19, 2008 at 8:12 AM

    These totally make my day.

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  8. UnknownSeptember 19, 2008 at 9:29 AM

    That's why he gave up the family life for the dark side.... I always wondered... it's too bad he didn't read about olive oil and baby bum cream... information saves lives.

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  9. Captain DumbassSeptember 19, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    I'm sure Darth would probably have some underlings do this too, but in the beginning I'm sure he wanted to try and help out. Do you think the nanny stormtrooper's armour would be light blue or pink?

    ciii-thank you SO much for that link. I'm only half way through because my youngest won't stop talking through it. I'll try again later.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2008 at 10:27 AM

    HA! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    (Breath)

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah ah ha ha ha ha!

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  11. Captain DumbassSeptember 19, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    I, unlike Lord Vader, did not have the excuse of an empire to save me from cleaning that. Sigh. If only I had an empire...

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  12. unmitigated meSeptember 19, 2008 at 5:33 PM

    This post cracked me up at 4 a.m. your time! I showed it to Husband and he didn't get it. Then I had to go to work. So my comment is about 13 hours later than I meant it to be.

    MamaDawg and I can be your minions! Please? Please?

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  13. Captain DumbassSeptember 19, 2008 at 5:43 PM

    Absolutely!

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  14. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2008 at 10:01 PM

    Ha ha! Nice!

    'Hwoooooow paaaahhhh Hush little baby... hwooooow paaaaahhhhh don't say a word....'

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2008 at 1:43 PM

    That's pretty much exactly what I said, too. That meconium shit is no joke.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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