Thursday, September 11, 2008

From The Bathroom, Just Now

Liam: I AM NOT FULL OF POO!

Maybe not, kiddo, but your daddy sure is. (laugh track)

A little later...

Thump. Thump, crash!

Connor: What happened, daddy?

Me: I was running upstairs and my foot slipped off the step.

Connor: (looking behind his father who is sprawled across the stairs) But where is it?

Me: My foot? At the bottom of my leg.

Connor: But where is it?

Me: My foot slipped off the stair, honey, it didn't fall off.



Who's got nothing today? That would be me.

Socks from Marc Johns.

7 comments:

  1. Well, if I ever Google "bathroom and foot loss" I'm bound to come across this post. That's something, isn't it? Where you running stairs with shoes, socks or barefoot. He have hardwood stairs so socks are the kiss of death.

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  2. Um..that was WERE you running. Not where. Yeah, I'm dumb.

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  3. You got a foot that's still attached to your leg and a kid who's not full of poo? What the hell else do you want?

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  4. I just re-read this. Is it possible you have stairs in your bathroom. Whoa. That would be wicked cool.

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  5. Wish I had nothing. I'm too angry to have nothing right now. The election...it's just...so...you know...fRusTRAtinG!!

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  6. You fell up the stairs! *giggle snort*

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.