Me: Um...ok...(tv is not on) I'll go get it out of the van.
Liam: (tears magically gone) Yay!
Out to the carport in my boxers because it's 8am on Saturday morning and I'll only be out for a second so who's going to notice...
Neighbour: Morning Chad.
Me: (shit) Hey
Back inside, movie in, back to the computer.
Liam: (running across the kitchen and jumping in my lap) It's the WRONG one! I want the caterpillar one!
Me: (hunched over, face on table because he has jumped on a testicle crushing the possibility of a new brother or sister) ....gasp... cough... give daddy a moment...
Liam: Daddy, why are you crying?
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Oh dear, was it Gary, Gail or Matt?
ReplyDeleteLOL. That's great. I'm glad my girl isn't big enough to provide me with such a service, yet...
ReplyDeleteYet, SDN, yet.
ReplyDeleteI stumbled across you via BHJ or SDN I can't remember which, but you are hilarious! I've been riveted for about 40 minutes and I still have more to read! Love the picture of the two Klingons. I'm just sitting here stuck in a histerical laughing fit just looking at it. I will be back. You can take that as a promise or a threat, whatever suits you best.
ReplyDeletejenboglass, you have made my afternoon. I'm feeling pretty lazy today and was just going to post a picture of something, but now... no, I'm still going to do that. Because I am still lazy. However, I am going to dedicate the post to you.
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