My dad would have said, "That'll put lead in your pencil."
I think a picture of you mopping the house would be the perfect insert in that card for Supreme Leader. To a wife, nothing is hotter than watching your husband doing housework.
Watching husband cook would be perfect.
What the hell! Cooking is the only thing I don't do. I am a prize.Mostly.
Come on, sailor. I love you long time.