Me: When you peed on the carpet in the entrance way?
Liam: Yes, I was tricky.
Me: When I was watching you pee on the floor a minute after I asked you if you had to go?
Me: Uh huh.
**Twenty minutes later
Me: Why are your underwear wet?
Liam: I peed.
Me: Where? (I just sat him on the toilet.)
Liam: Under the stairs. I was tricky.