This morning the station I listen to was talking about an article they were reading from the Vancouver Sun on umbrella etiquette. Usual blah blah blah stuff, but then one of the dj's makes a comment about golf umbrellas and how they should only be seen on the golf course. Excuse me? Maybe if I was the size of a smurf one of those rinky-dink little umbrellas would be great, I'm 6'2 though and I'd like to be able to keep a little more of myself dry than just my head. Goddamned little people.