Recipe for nasty-ass coffee

Wake up bleary-eyed from staying up too late and waking up too early. Throw something edible at the two little monsters who woke you up. Prepare your coffee machine with water and new coffee grinds, but-important, do not dump out the left over coffee that has been in the pot since who knows when. Then add as much cream and sugar as you like because nothing is going to fix that boiled ass taste. Yum yum.