Conversations With Co-workers

On why talking to my printer would be more productive than calling a certain client:

Printer: Dude, wake up, it isn't Friday yet.
Me: Huh! Wha.... I wasn't sleeping.
Printer: Uh, ya. Ok.
Me: So ____ doesn't have any information at all, does he?
Printer: Nope.
Me: Do you think he wears a bear-skin hat?
Printer: Absolutely.
Me: Now what? J wants an answer and she's a little scary today.
Printer: Tell her to wing it, say there's nothing irregular showing, yadda yadda yadda. Then you can forward it to _____.
Me: Thanks man.
Printer: You're talking to a printer, you need help.
Me: .......

Maps

New info guides in Hannover?

I could make some comment about the sprawling suburbs south of the city, but I won't. It would be a little hypocritical given my own sprawling suburbs.

Haiku

Kidnapped By Ninja's

Back To Work

And going back sick. The whole house is sick now, but on the bright side, it held off until the very end of my holiday. As did the crappy weather. Most of it was pretty sunny. Got a lot of work done around the house and in the garden, got to spend lots of time with the boys, and time away from work. All and all, pretty good.

Oh, and what was the surprise for Bernadette? New lights. Updated the lights in the kitchen, dinning room and two bathrooms from their late '70's glory. We're not ready for Better Homes and Garden's yet, but we're on our way.

(PS. Another image I pulled weeks ago and forgot to note where I'd gotten it. Oops.)

Being Neighbourly

Would it be wrong to ask the neighbours to paint their house a darker colour so their magnolia looks better from our perspective? Our house is a dark grey and it must make a fantastic backdrop. Return the favour.



And come on, what colour is that anyway?

Holy Shit! Oops!

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