Email From Home 3

Bern: Outside time looking a little iffy
Me: Getting ugly outside?
Bern: Shower
Me: Like you need one, Stinky?
Bern: As in RAIN shower

What's eating you, Mother Nature? Is it us?

An open letter to Mother Nature from Maclean's on this years winter.

We know it was wrong of us to stand idly by and let Al Gore show all those explicit photographs of what you're going to look like 30 years from now. But seriously — ease off.

Guess my part of Canada must have done something nice for her. Suckas.

It Must Be November

Environment Canada:

Rainfall warning for: Greater Vancouver
Issued at 4:06 PM PST SUNDAY 11 NOVEMBER 2007

TOTAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 120 TO 150 MM (6 inches) EXPECTED FOR WEST VANCOUVER ISLAND BY MONDAY EVENING. TOTAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 40 TO 60 MM EXPECTED FOR GREATER VANCOUVER.

Wind warning for: Greater Vancouver
Issued at 4:06 PM PST SUNDAY 11 NOVEMBER 2007

SOUTHEAST WINDS UP TO 70 KM/H OVER GREATER VANCOUVER

It's a good thing we have a king sized bed. I'm sure we'll have a couple of visitors tonight.