Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Emails From Home

Mon 03/05/2012 9:03 AM His Royal Asshat is terrorizing the fish.



Mon 03/05/2012 9:09 AM Heard splashing and found him on the chest with one arm in the tank


Mon 03/05/2012 9:11 AM Just caught him running for the tank with my ipod.


Mon 03/05/2012 9:12 AM I need a drink

(Some days going to work isn't such a bad thing)




Why is this sideways? I have no idea. Either it's his dark powers or PC's just suck. Maybe I'll just blame it on Blogger since it keeps leaving this enormous gap between my first line and second lines.

28 comments:

  1. Or maybe your head is on sideways.

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  2. you know if you put a pirahna in the tank it will teach him...grins....

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  3. Looks about right from here.

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  4. No it's just you. You're most likely viewing it from lying down on the couch, tied up by the hell 'yuns on the couch.

    No?

    OH. Maybe that's because MY hell 'yuns have me drinking early as well.

    *sigh*

    Cheers.

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  5. But, he's so cuuuute! hahaha

    My daughter is watching a 3 month old baby in our home from 3-6 and it's been so much fun seeing a little one again. For me- She wonders how the hell anyone gets anything done if you have a baby all the time? We're cheering him on as he almost rolls over and she says thoughtfully, We're in trouble when he starts crawling, aren't we.

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  6. The only question I have, has he overtaken the other two yet?

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    1. We're going to have to start making our own wine. Or build a still.

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    2. Why do you think I started making my own wine? ;)

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  8. The cute ones are always the most manipulative.

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  9. But the photo will look right when you have hit the ground!

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  10. Document it all, dude. It will be great ammunition for payback later. Assuming you survive it, that is.

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  11. Oh no..not the Ipod!! The pirahna idea is a good start.

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  12. I can totally empathize with you now that Little Dude has joined our family. I got spoiled with Princess Nagger - she's an angel while Little Dude is definitely a monster devil most days. Like the past 6-1/2 days straight. But who's counting? ;)

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  13. Because if it were right-side-up we'd all be sucked into a vortex of CUTE.

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  14. I vote for still- wine is not enough to dull the pain.

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  15. It's always interestig to read how much can happen in just 9 minutes.

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  16. Oh sweet Jesus. And THAT is the boy they always place in my class.


    And I thank the God's for that- cause I love the CRAP out of them.


    (And send them home to kick your ass.)

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  17. Oh my, I can't say I miss those days, LOL.

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  18. MARCH?? Surely he's @)*#ed up since then............

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  19. I blame blogger for everything. Especially flatulence.

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  20. oh how i have missed your stories... i have started blogging again!! and just wanted to tap you and let you know!

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  21. Wait, I'm too dizzy to even decide WHAT to say.

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  22. helllo "Us"--- bring "them" back! i need your sarcasm in my life and the kids humor!!

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  23. Dude! It's dusty over here! Get to work! ;)

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  24. The music from your iPod made him do it. Are you listening to the Captain and Tennille again? Texas blogger returns to the scene for another attempt. New digs.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.