Connor: Daddy, I'm done my poo.
Me: Are you sure?
Connor: It was diarrhea.
Me: But are you done?
Connor: Daddy, it came out like a flash! I'm positive.
Me: But are you poo-sitive?
So this is how bathroom humor in young boys starts...it is passed down from father to son.
Well... was he positive?
Ha ha. My little princess still insists that I wipe her butt. She's 6. I'm sure she was a dog in a previous life. The suggestion that she clean up after herself is just so revolting. And she follows me everywhere. And sometimes she barks too. Yep, must have been a dog.
Bada bing! (rimshot) High five, Cap'n, that was a good one. Off to a great start, I see!
Runny the poo and Tigger too! haha!
Nice. Just Poo-fect (-:
When it's finally over, you can forget about it.
don't you know when it's time to butt out????
you know your jokes are bad when your kids call you on it.
are we doo-doo done yet?
They're on to you, man!
Those are all reasonable questions in my case. These days I'm never poositive.
Love poo talk...much love
Didn't you teach him the song?When yer slidin' into firstand yer booty starts to squirtDiarrhea!
Baaaah! Holy Shit! Steenky's back!
ain't nuttin wrong with that exchange!!
The other night the Wonderboy called me into the bathroom. "Uh-oh, Mom. You are NOT going to like this....diarrhea."Um, thanks for sharing?
yeah i did laugh out loud lucky kid
You left the part out when he bitch slapped your face for making such an awful pun. Connor is my hero.
One time when my boys were little and I just so happened to have just purchased a timer for the kitchen baking, they decided to have a contest to see who could poo the fastest. haha! I don't remember who won the contest, but I distinctly remember a lot of laughter coming from the bathroom!Cute dialog. Boys and bathrooms... priceless.Christine
bwahahahahah! "came out like a flash" bwaahahahahahahahaha!
nice. i refuse to go in the bathroom these days while they are in there...
Like A flash, or THE Flash?
Start'em early on the potty humor, I say!
hmmm...he sounds like the adult in thisrelationship. lol. Scary, little kids andold people, all obsessed with the same thing-and talk about it ANYWHERE!
It was your obligation as a daddy to make the diarreah a funny experience.Well played man!
I am so running this by my 6 yr old tomorrow. Have to put those new reading skills to use
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This is so cute. Sounds like a conversation Mr. K has had with our kids. LOL
and then he pooed is pants.... poositively genius!
lol - it came out like a flash!Poositive. It's good that you are capturing these precious moments for all of time.
Came out like a flash -- zippity doo-doo!
(jeez it took me forever to be able to post a comment, then I go and screw said comment up!)That was so brilliant. Sometimes I'm amazed at what comes out of the mouths of babes. And then their fathers say something! *shakes head*blessings!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Priceless! :)
"Came out like a flash", eh? I see a career in color commentary!
It came out like a flash. Hilarious! I am going to add that one to my poocabulary.
That kid is a genius with poo. Him, not you.
Are you sure this post is done? lolAre you sure?
Where does he come up with stuff like, "It came out like a flash?!" Oh right, you're his father!
Come on, sailor. I love you long time.