Friday, January 22, 2010

Are You Sure You're Sure?

Connor: Daddy, I'm done my poo.
Me: Are you sure?
Connor: It was diarrhea.
Me: But are you done?
Connor: Daddy, it came out like a flash! I'm positive.
Me: But are you poo-sitive?
Connor: DADDY!

45 comments:

  1. So this is how bathroom humor in young boys starts...it is passed down from father to son.

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  2. Ha ha. My little princess still insists that I wipe her butt. She's 6. I'm sure she was a dog in a previous life. The suggestion that she clean up after herself is just so revolting. And she follows me everywhere. And sometimes she barks too. Yep, must have been a dog.

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  3. Bada bing! (rimshot) High five, Cap'n, that was a good one. Off to a great start, I see!

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  4. Runny the poo and Tigger too! haha!

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  5. When it's finally over, you can forget about it.

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  6. don't you know when it's time to butt out????

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  7. you know your jokes are bad when your kids call you on it.

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  8. Those are all reasonable questions in my case. These days I'm never poositive.

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  9. Didn't you teach him the song?

    When yer slidin' into first
    and yer booty starts to squirt
    Diarrhea!

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  10. ain't nuttin wrong with that exchange!!

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  11. The other night the Wonderboy called me into the bathroom. "Uh-oh, Mom. You are NOT going to like this....diarrhea."

    Um, thanks for sharing?

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  12. You left the part out when he bitch slapped your face for making such an awful pun. Connor is my hero.

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  13. One time when my boys were little and I just so happened to have just purchased a timer for the kitchen baking, they decided to have a contest to see who could poo the fastest. haha! I don't remember who won the contest, but I distinctly remember a lot of laughter coming from the bathroom!

    Cute dialog. Boys and bathrooms... priceless.

    Christine

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  14. bwahahahahah! "came out like a flash" bwaahahahahahahahaha!

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  15. nice. i refuse to go in the bathroom these days while they are in there...

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  16. Start'em early on the potty humor, I say!

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  17. hmmm...he sounds like the adult in this
    relationship. lol. Scary, little kids and
    old people, all obsessed with the same thing-
    and talk about it ANYWHERE!

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  18. It was your obligation as a daddy to make the diarreah a funny experience.

    Well played man!

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  19. I am so running this by my 6 yr old tomorrow. Have to put those new reading skills to use

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  21. This is so cute. Sounds like a conversation Mr. K has had with our kids. LOL

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  22. and then he pooed is pants.... poositively genius!

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  23. lol - it came out like a flash!
    Poositive.

    It's good that you are capturing these precious moments for all of time.

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  24. Came out like a flash -- zippity doo-doo!

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  25. (jeez it took me forever to be able to post a comment, then I go and screw said comment up!)
    That was so brilliant. Sometimes I'm amazed at what comes out of the mouths of babes. And then their fathers say something! *shakes head*

    blessings!

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  26. "Came out like a flash", eh? I see a career in color commentary!

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  27. It came out like a flash. Hilarious! I am going to add that one to my poocabulary.

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  28. That kid is a genius with poo. Him, not you.

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  29. Are you sure this post is done? lol

    Are you sure?

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  30. Where does he come up with stuff like, "It came out like a flash?!" Oh right, you're his father!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.