Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Grape of Wrath, or The Wrath of a Seedless Red


Rebel Scout 1: Dammit! They're home already. Should we run?
Rebel Scout 2: No, this grape will feed the resistance for days. Keep moving.
Rebel Scout 1: When can we just eat the humans?
Rebel Scout 2: Soon, my friend. Very very soon.
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61 comments:

  1. SomeoneOctober 1, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    Bah ha ha ha ha....no seriously get a job!!

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  2. Mom in High HeelsOctober 1, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    I heart you so much! We only have a few little Lego people (of the Indiana Jones variety of course), but we have about a gajillion Playmobil Egyptians and Romans. I wonder what they get up to when we're not around.

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  3. KatOctober 1, 2009 at 2:09 AM

    You really need to watch out for those Lego Men...I thought Liam and KiKi plotting against us was bad, but I think you could have a real problem on your hands with the Lego Men

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  4. ♥ BrajaOctober 1, 2009 at 2:13 AM

    Fill the humans with red wine first. Mwwwaahhhahaha!

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  5. UnknownOctober 1, 2009 at 2:38 AM

    Aww...quit whining :)
    wine - ing ?

    nevermind......

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  6. Irish GumboOctober 1, 2009 at 3:33 AM

    How very Zin...

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  7. The Dental MavenOctober 1, 2009 at 3:48 AM

    That's it. The lego men get evicted from the basement today!

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  8. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)October 1, 2009 at 4:02 AM

    You got a thing with fruit this week?

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  9. Hit 40October 1, 2009 at 4:03 AM

    We need to find you a kick ass job!!

    Tomorrow how about a battle between the jedi and darth vader to keep the grape??

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  10. mo.stoneskinOctober 1, 2009 at 4:17 AM

    Who needs a job when they can play with grapes and Lego? I've heard that grape/Lego script-writing can be extremely lucrative.

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  11. WeaselMommaOctober 1, 2009 at 4:30 AM

    You're twisted and I like it. Thanks for the morning.

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  12. UnknownOctober 1, 2009 at 4:51 AM

    You've got a fantastic imagination! And you're pretty darn good with the camera too.

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  13. JoanieOctober 1, 2009 at 5:20 AM

    Yeah.

    What WeasleMomma said.

    Twisted.

    But very funny!

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  14. justmakingourwayOctober 1, 2009 at 5:20 AM

    You need to start buying watermelons.

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  15. Mary AnneOctober 1, 2009 at 5:28 AM

    Maybe that's why there are wrappers under the coffee table. The Lego men are leaving their trash behind. It couldn't be The Girl leaving them there...

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  16. Christine GramOctober 1, 2009 at 5:49 AM

    Watch out for the ones that know the force.

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  17. sassy stephanieOctober 1, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    Grilled cheese men need to swoop in straighten their little plastic asses out!

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  18. JessOctober 1, 2009 at 6:28 AM

    LMAO! Don't make me go find my collection of California Raisins...a WAR is on the horizon!

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  19. ArtsnarkOctober 1, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    Time to set up some cool Rube Goldberg-esque traps and a nanny cam

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  20. AnonymousOctober 1, 2009 at 6:31 AM

    You could very well be like me my friend and have entirely to much time on your hands...lol

    funny stuff captain;)

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  21. Mango GirlOctober 1, 2009 at 6:41 AM

    You clever thing you. That was hilarious!

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  22. Mama DawgOctober 1, 2009 at 7:04 AM

    OMG!

    If only you could get paid to do this shit.

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  23. ChrisOctober 1, 2009 at 7:18 AM

    My 4YR-old is on my lap. He said, "Yook. Yegos carrying a gwape."

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  24. Sprite's KeeperOctober 1, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    I warned John. The toys will turn eventually. He just doesn't listen...

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  25. GrantOctober 1, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    It looks like your house is infested with Lego Star Wars toys the way some people have cockroaches.

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  26. JoanneOctober 1, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    LMAO - what Mama Dawg said!!

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  27. Expat No. 3699October 1, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    You are too frickin funny!

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  28. James (SeattleDad)October 1, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    That's great. For the longest time I have had this notion that I will write a comic called 'The Wrath of Grapes'.

    Only problem...I can't draw.

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  29. NeCole@Eclectic EcstasyOctober 1, 2009 at 9:15 AM

    Wow...you live dangerously, lol.

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  30. S3XinthePantryOctober 1, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    But do you wake up at night to check on them?

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  31. CajohOctober 1, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    I guess you caught them "red-grape handed"

    Perhaps you should make a stop-motion picture and post that next.

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  32. AnonymousOctober 1, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    I'm with Mom in High Heels - what do they get into when we aren't watching?

    Keep this series going. I love the Lego people :)

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  33. rubbishOctober 1, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    I wonder if Nick Parks of Wallace and Gromitt fame started off like this?

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  34. KandiOctober 1, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    I saw the first comment that your sis left you and I have been laughing through all of the rest!

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  35. JamieOctober 1, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    I totally needed that today. Thanks for the laughs.

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  36. Divine ChaosOctober 1, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    I've never trusted Lego people. They have beady little eyes.

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  37. Little Ms BloggerOctober 1, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    OMG...this made me LMAO.....I agree with Melanie, you do need a job....

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  38. LifeofkaylenOctober 1, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    I have often felt like Lego men have alterior motives...

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  39. JamieOctober 1, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    Love it!

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  40. Vodka MomOctober 2, 2009 at 3:49 AM

    Where did they hide the grilled cheese?

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  41. Wicked Step MomOctober 2, 2009 at 6:16 AM

    Someone should tell him that grapes are way tastier than lego humans.

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  42. Stereos and SoufflesOctober 2, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    Are you sending this stuff to Lego? You've got to, it's very amusing.

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  43. KrystalOctober 2, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    thanks for making me laugh so hard - now my lung is outside of my chest!

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  44. Kate Coveny HoodOctober 2, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Ah - what men do when they have too much time on their hands... Hilarious!

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  45. Stacey J. WarnerOctober 2, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    I'm still laughing...

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  46. Stacy UncorkedOctober 3, 2009 at 6:05 AM

    Your creativity knows no bounds.

    I love it.

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  47. rachaelgkingOctober 3, 2009 at 6:12 AM

    Now I'm hungry.

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  48. MichelOctober 3, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    haha! Where the hell did you find angry legos?? That's awesome!

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  49. CaseyOctober 3, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    That grape looks like a boob.

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  50. lynette355October 4, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    stealing my grapes for my best grape salad ever I see. well if i share the secret maybe you will hold on to your grapes a lil more careful.
    http://theysayimnuts.blogspot.com/2009/01/weekend-whooopeee.html
    Best Grape Salad

    Its very creamy and sweet, and a great mix of flavors. It will be the best thing you ever use grapes for!! (except maybe wine!) Thanks Nessa for finding me this one.

    Ingredients
    * 2 lbs green seedless grapes
    * 2 lbs red seedless grapes
    * 8 ounces sour cream
    * 8 ounces cream cheese, softened
    * 1/2 cup granulated sugar
    * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, to taste

    Topping Ingredients
    * 1 cup brown sugar, packed, to taste
    * 1 cup crushed pecans, to taste

    Directions

    1. Wash and stem grapes.
    2. Set aside.
    3. Mix sour cream, cream cheese, white sugar and vanilla by hand until blended.
    4. Stir grapes into mixture, and pour in large serving bowl.
    5. For topping: Combine brown sugar, and crushed pecans.
    6. Sprinkle over top of grapes to cover completely.
    7. Chill overnight.

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  51. JacquieOctober 4, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    I love this!! So Funny

    Oh hey!
    Look at the award I gave you!!!

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  52. Vodka LogicOctober 4, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    You have way too much time on your hands.
    Very funny.

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  53. DCUrbanDadOctober 4, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    Looks like a boob.

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  54. Cape Cod GalOctober 5, 2009 at 7:10 AM

    Oh my. You've finally lost it!

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  55. Me, You, or EllieOctober 5, 2009 at 7:30 AM

    Just when you think it can't get any more bizarre........

    Ellie

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  56. RavenOctober 5, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    OMG that is hilarious!! Found you through Confessions of a College Angel (I've also seen you around Keely's site but didn't stop by) and since you are obviously so popular I had to take a peek. I'll be back for more!

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  57. Fragrant LiarOctober 5, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    Yeah, you need a J.O.B. where that vivid, sordid imagination can run wild and free. Have you contacted Tim Burton?

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  58. SurprisedMomOctober 5, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    This is absolutely diabolical . . . and I LOVE it! BTW, why should a creative, humorous man like you get a job? How else would the rest of us get our laughs?

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  59. apathy loungeOctober 5, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    Where do you get your ideas? No...wait...I'm afraid to know!
    Hard to know what is the greater choking hazard...grapes or Lego Men.

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  60. Organic MeatbagOctober 6, 2009 at 5:43 AM

    Hot grape handling action!

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  61. Ms. SaltiOctober 9, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    Waaaay too much time on your hands!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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