Thursday, October 1, 2009

The Grape of Wrath, or The Wrath of a Seedless Red


Rebel Scout 1: Dammit! They're home already. Should we run?
Rebel Scout 2: No, this grape will feed the resistance for days. Keep moving.
Rebel Scout 1: When can we just eat the humans?
Rebel Scout 2: Soon, my friend. Very very soon.

61 comments:

  1. Bah ha ha ha ha....no seriously get a job!!

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  2. I heart you so much! We only have a few little Lego people (of the Indiana Jones variety of course), but we have about a gajillion Playmobil Egyptians and Romans. I wonder what they get up to when we're not around.

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  3. You really need to watch out for those Lego Men...I thought Liam and KiKi plotting against us was bad, but I think you could have a real problem on your hands with the Lego Men

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  4. Fill the humans with red wine first. Mwwwaahhhahaha!

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  5. Aww...quit whining :)
    wine - ing ?

    nevermind......

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  6. That's it. The lego men get evicted from the basement today!

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  7. You got a thing with fruit this week?

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  8. We need to find you a kick ass job!!

    Tomorrow how about a battle between the jedi and darth vader to keep the grape??

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  9. Who needs a job when they can play with grapes and Lego? I've heard that grape/Lego script-writing can be extremely lucrative.

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  10. You're twisted and I like it. Thanks for the morning.

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  11. You've got a fantastic imagination! And you're pretty darn good with the camera too.

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  12. Yeah.

    What WeasleMomma said.

    Twisted.

    But very funny!

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  13. You need to start buying watermelons.

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  14. Maybe that's why there are wrappers under the coffee table. The Lego men are leaving their trash behind. It couldn't be The Girl leaving them there...

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  15. Watch out for the ones that know the force.

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  16. Grilled cheese men need to swoop in straighten their little plastic asses out!

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  17. LMAO! Don't make me go find my collection of California Raisins...a WAR is on the horizon!

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  18. Time to set up some cool Rube Goldberg-esque traps and a nanny cam

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  19. You could very well be like me my friend and have entirely to much time on your hands...lol

    funny stuff captain;)

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  20. You clever thing you. That was hilarious!

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  21. OMG!

    If only you could get paid to do this shit.

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  22. My 4YR-old is on my lap. He said, "Yook. Yegos carrying a gwape."

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  23. I warned John. The toys will turn eventually. He just doesn't listen...

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  24. It looks like your house is infested with Lego Star Wars toys the way some people have cockroaches.

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  25. That's great. For the longest time I have had this notion that I will write a comic called 'The Wrath of Grapes'.

    Only problem...I can't draw.

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  26. But do you wake up at night to check on them?

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  27. I guess you caught them "red-grape handed"

    Perhaps you should make a stop-motion picture and post that next.

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  28. I'm with Mom in High Heels - what do they get into when we aren't watching?

    Keep this series going. I love the Lego people :)

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  29. I wonder if Nick Parks of Wallace and Gromitt fame started off like this?

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  30. I saw the first comment that your sis left you and I have been laughing through all of the rest!

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  31. I totally needed that today. Thanks for the laughs.

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  32. I've never trusted Lego people. They have beady little eyes.

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  33. OMG...this made me LMAO.....I agree with Melanie, you do need a job....

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  34. I have often felt like Lego men have alterior motives...

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  35. Where did they hide the grilled cheese?

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  36. Someone should tell him that grapes are way tastier than lego humans.

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  37. Are you sending this stuff to Lego? You've got to, it's very amusing.

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  38. thanks for making me laugh so hard - now my lung is outside of my chest!

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  39. Ah - what men do when they have too much time on their hands... Hilarious!

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  40. haha! Where the hell did you find angry legos?? That's awesome!

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  41. That grape looks like a boob.

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  42. stealing my grapes for my best grape salad ever I see. well if i share the secret maybe you will hold on to your grapes a lil more careful.
    http://theysayimnuts.blogspot.com/2009/01/weekend-whooopeee.html
    Best Grape Salad

    Its very creamy and sweet, and a great mix of flavors. It will be the best thing you ever use grapes for!! (except maybe wine!) Thanks Nessa for finding me this one.

    Ingredients
    * 2 lbs green seedless grapes
    * 2 lbs red seedless grapes
    * 8 ounces sour cream
    * 8 ounces cream cheese, softened
    * 1/2 cup granulated sugar
    * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, to taste

    Topping Ingredients
    * 1 cup brown sugar, packed, to taste
    * 1 cup crushed pecans, to taste

    Directions

    1. Wash and stem grapes.
    2. Set aside.
    3. Mix sour cream, cream cheese, white sugar and vanilla by hand until blended.
    4. Stir grapes into mixture, and pour in large serving bowl.
    5. For topping: Combine brown sugar, and crushed pecans.
    6. Sprinkle over top of grapes to cover completely.
    7. Chill overnight.

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  43. You have way too much time on your hands.
    Very funny.

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  44. Just when you think it can't get any more bizarre........

    Ellie

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  45. OMG that is hilarious!! Found you through Confessions of a College Angel (I've also seen you around Keely's site but didn't stop by) and since you are obviously so popular I had to take a peek. I'll be back for more!

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  46. Yeah, you need a J.O.B. where that vivid, sordid imagination can run wild and free. Have you contacted Tim Burton?

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  47. This is absolutely diabolical . . . and I LOVE it! BTW, why should a creative, humorous man like you get a job? How else would the rest of us get our laughs?

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  48. Where do you get your ideas? No...wait...I'm afraid to know!
    Hard to know what is the greater choking hazard...grapes or Lego Men.

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  49. Waaaay too much time on your hands!

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.