Thursday, September 3, 2009

Why Did I Bother?

So I just found this photo editing site called Aviary (and when I say 'I just found' I mean my SIL found it and sent me the link) which finally lets me screw around with pictures. And hey, Apple? Why don't I have anything like MS Paint on my Mac? Sure it sucks, but I could've been posting photos like this for years now.

Fish.egg  on AviaryFish.egg on Aviary.

Fish: Dude, you're so lame. Why not admit that you just don't have any ideas? Why even post at all?
Me: Shut up.
Fish: You didn't even do anything to the picture, just added some text.
Me: I'm tired. It's been a long day.
Fish: Hey you! Ya, you reading this. Don't even bother commenting, he doesn't deserve it.
Me: Look, Mr. Fishy, it's the toilet!
*flush*
Fish: Damn Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

PS. WTF?! Why does the whole photo show up in Preview but not when it's published? Gah!

60 comments:

  1. *spends a few seconds dithering as torn between chastising Dumbass for lameness, telling a fish joke or simply not commenting at all. Decides not to comment*

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  2. yeah we all have days that need a post and nothing to do...but the fish did sacrifice for this one. Another one bites the dust. . .

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  3. Fishes ain't shit.

    That works on like A THOUSAND levels.

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  4. ha, I will be looking at that website and thanking my lucky stars that there is no fish in my life!!

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  5. Bloody fish.

    Mo gets best comment though.

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  6. Darn fish got just what was coming to him.

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  7. Fish only have a three second memory right? I want to know how they test that...

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  8. I think your words cut off on the side of the pic?? I have been playing with picasso a little. I have a new appreciation for photo shopped pictures now. You can spend forever playing with the pics to get it just right.

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  9. I wasn't gonna comment, but that fish is just too sexy for his bowl.

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  10. I'd like to point everyone to the Cap'n's archives list in the right sidebar, from November 2007 to November 2008. We need to get this guy another job.

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  11. Damn fish had it comin'! Nobody smart-mouths Captain Dumbass and gets away with it!
    Oh wait, except everyone does that, don't they.

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  12. Some days you're the fish. Some days you're the crapper.

    Today I choose to be the fish. Although Beta's sorta suck so I'm gonna be a Goldfish. They eat a lot and so do I.

    (not that you care)

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  13. Yeah I miss paint on my mac too but getting used to the preview.
    Great blog anyway, fish have teeny brains so what do they know.
    xx

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  14. You must be getting desperate for posts if you are resorting to using your pets. Oh wait, that's what I did today. Never mind.

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  15. I see a toilet in that fish's future.

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  16. The fish said I should not comment. So I'm not commenting. This is not a comment. Just words that happen to be in the comment box.

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  17. I will check it out, after I say a prayer for your poor fish and your obviously deranged soul.

    xo, Mango

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  18. Humpf. I'm not commenting either. Fish killer.

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  19. The Mac software available for photo editing blows... I hate that you can't use Picaassa and the other programs that everyone else can. So yeah, now I need to check this out!

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  20. So what does the rest of the damn picture say? Huh, huh?

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  21. And now I'm going to become enthralled with that site. I just clicked on your sexy fish and want to play with my own pics now!

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  22. Either the picture is too wide, or your posting area is too narrow.

    And I effing LOVE MS Paint.

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  23. I want to know what's written above fishy!

    Go to the html and lower the numbers for width and height.

    I'm commenting because no fish is the boss of me. You hear that, fish?! NOT the boss of me!!

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  24. I think there is some anger there.....

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  25. Nothing tops the traumatic moment when my mom flushed my newborn baby gerbils many a year ago...wasn't their fault my sister couldn't tell the adult gerbil she gave me wasn't a 'buddy' for my boy gerbil but what turned out to be his sex slave...so actually the trauma is her fault-stupid cow...oh yea, the fish, they live in water, he's probably fine! And fyi..the whole picture showed up in my Google reader, so that's weird? I'll shut up now.

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  26. Ah, PC's aren't so bad after all,
    as long as you don't have Vista.
    When u come up we'll show you how
    good the photo programs can be.
    Meowwwww.

    ps u need to get out more!

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  27. I can only imagine what you would do with the fish in my tank!

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  28. I don't want fishy to creep up through my pipes and bit my ass next time I'm "doin' my bidness", so:

    no comment.

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  29. Oh thanks for sharing Aviary. I'm heading there right now to play.

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  30. I'm here to tell everyone that fish do NOT have a 3 second memory, as portrayed in one of my science fair projects. Hypothesis: I can train a fish. Method: I shined (shone?) a light at the end of the tank and then put food at that end. Did this a few times, and in the end all I had to do was shine the light and the fish would come swimming down to the end, waiting for the food. I got an A.

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  31. Oh, you could solve all your problems, and possibly foster world peace, by getting a good PC, you know...

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  32. Hmmm... why doesn't Apple have MS paint brush? Because Apple is not lame perhaps?

    Nice fishy.

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  33. You don't need the full photo - that 'conversation' was ace!

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  34. That fish is going to turn into a monster in the sewer system, come back and gnaw you to death in your sleep, then take over your blog.

    Should be fun to follow.

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  35. So what I hear you saying is that Canadians just kill and torture fish for no apparent reason??

    I figured as much. (writing down in my journal of "evidence against Canada")

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  36. What the hell do you people do to kittens???

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  37. fish? dude that is lame. You need more alpaca posts.

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  38. My posts never come out right the first time! My pictures are always the wrong size or out of place, I do more editing than anything!

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  39. Is this why the fish is biting your toe in the flicker photo?

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  40. come on over to kindergarten. One day and you'll be set for the month.

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  41. It's blogger, it sucks. It usually sucks even worse with a mac.

    Who knows why but now I have a craving for Japanese food...

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  42. This is me, not commenting. Ditto on not having shit to post.

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  43. I don't know, it's like fill-in-the-blank. "I'm a s..."

    Slut?

    Superhero?

    Stud?

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  44. And you still get a metric buttload of comments. Good grief.

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  45. The fish looks dead.

    And that's before you sent him on his final journey.

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  46. Struggling for content a wee bit lately? :)

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  47. Oh whew..I thought that fish was in my head. Now he's in THE head. #fisheefail

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  48. We have a Beta and he's just lame. Godfish seem to have more spunk.

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  49. I didn't say your fish WAS dead in the photo, I said your fish LOOKS dead.

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  51. Fish: Dude! You F-ing cut my tail off.

    CDA: Have you looked at my name lately?

    Hee hee.

    You just need to go into edit posts and drag the corner of your picture inward until it is smaller and post it. Repeat this process (shrink by dragging the corner inward) and re-post until everything fits on the screen!! It's just that simple. :)

    And that IS one sexy fish. I'd do him.

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  52. Because Blogger is an asshole.

    And because PC's are better than Macs. Duh.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.