I know how the Wicked Witch felt. The only way my house could get hotter is if it were on fire and that might not be so bad since the fire would probably get rid of some of the humidity.
Is there anyone who deserves death more than DJ's who go on and on about how great the weather is when it's unbearably hot out? I'm sure it is great in your air conditioned studio, bastard. Personally, I'm watching blisters form on my skin and wouldn't mind some snow.