Friday, June 5, 2009

Let's Call It A Week

*Sorry, some family members have decided this picture was inappropriate so to get them off my back I'm taking it down.

Stay tuned next week when I show you how to build your own meth lab and help you set up your own puppy mill.

59 comments:

  1. OMG! THAT is funny! And a little disturbing at the same time.....

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  2. It has got to be genetic...

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  3. I just called a boy on adjusting himself at school yesterday! Time to outgrow cupping yourself in front of others!!

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  4. But its so comfortable, its like a spoon rest for the hands...

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  5. That's how sleep happens. True story. You can look it up if you want.

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  6. that's IT! I am throwing in the towel. There will be NO TOPPING THAT pic!!!


    and it's now been confirmed that you ARE his real father. no question.

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  7. and MOSt of them do NOT outgrow that in kindergarten. I have to do HAND CHECK'S all damn day.

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  8. Look at the cute sleeping face!(!!) (That's all my hysterical blindness will allow me to see...I'm practicing for my sons' puberty era.)

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  9. He is going to KILL you when he gets older!

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  10. Oh man, you're going to be that family we read about in the papers. The teenage son will discover THIS picture on his dad's blog and go on a rampage. Good luck to you. Ha!

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  11. This will definitely be brought up in therapy, you know that, right? :-)

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  12. You're just jealous. You know you wish they made pull-ups in your size...

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  13. Oh gawd, that is good. (But from what I understand it starts waaaay earlier than that.) Total blackmail pix for dates he brings home in high school.

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  14. You are so screwed when those boys grow up, you know. A word of advice? Watch your back.

    Ellie

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  15. And that is just tooooo precious. Awww, makes me miss my brothers...

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  16. Oh that is one funny picture! If those boys ever find those pics and realize you posted them on the internet, they're going to kill you!

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  17. I hope you're teaching them that masturbation in public is perfectly acceptable.

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  18. But the other hand is supposed to be holding the remote, right?

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  19. I foresee huge therapy if he ever sees your blog in another 20 years. On a more important note. These are the pictures you show to the hated girlfriends. I speak from experience. Scared many a bitch away from my boys with pics like these.

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  20. You just made me spit coffee on my desk. Jerk.

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  21. Yep. Looks like he's getting all the man moves down early. You must be so proud.

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  22. He's going to kill you one day for this ; -)

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  23. That is so awesome!
    This will be a perfect photo to show his girlfriends he brings home when he is older.

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  24. Can't teach that stuff. That is 100% instinct right there.

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  25. That is too damn funny! I will never understand the fascination boys (and grown men, for that matter) have with their penises!

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  26. yeah...I know...they are ALL alike, aren't they?

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  27. he's gotta make sure everything is present an accounted for. it's important stuff down there.

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  28. BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!
    That rulz k?

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  29. I'm sure it's genetic! Wow, you have some awesome bribery tools for when he's a teenager.
    How did you and your siblings become so evil, must take after
    your father.

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  30. Man, your kid is going to either be immune to embarrassment or have some issues with you someday. Gotta love the make em or break em parenting style

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  31. And the best photo award goes to . . .
    This is funny and a little disturbing.
    Are you going to hold this photo over him as a weapon when he hits his teen years?

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  32. You look like you could grow old and wise and kick some butt in the right way. Come on over to our place: we have alcohol and ammunition. Bring that Supreme Leader. Bet she kicks ass...

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  33. I'm glad I saw the pic before you were coerced into taking it down! I didn't have time to comment then - but I laughed my ass off!

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  34. To the pain in the ass who enfluenced him to take down the picture.

    "Like you haven't done that before."

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  35. Are you out in your garden pouting?

    I am.

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  36. I wanted to show the picture to JR and now it's gone. (**whining, whining, whining**)

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  37. ok seriously? this picture was not up the last time i commented.

    my boys had mr. microphones too!!!

    i think my 20 year old still does!

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  38. Wow! Can't wait until next week. I'm going to learn a lot!

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  39. Be right here next week!
    Happy Sunday!

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  40. Helloww.. Your blog is very great..

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  41. Obviously, I missed the picture. But hey, I love puppies!

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  42. Well, damnit! I missed it? I am totally capable of visualizing Daniel Craig on a popsicle stick, which is what I've heard this is a picture of? So, I'll act like I saw it. Just the idea rocks. Thanks!

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  43. Oh, for shit's sake...I missed the picture big time. Since when do people listen to family members?

    I already know how to set up both a puppy mill and a meth lab.

    I want the damn picture!!! Email me.

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  44. Maybe you can put those politically correct family members thru the puppy mill as a test run.

    Oh, did I say that out loud?

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  45. Are you referring to your header? I hope not cuz this is my first visit and I started wondering how I could get one like that!

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  46. Oh come on! I missed it! I was out of town on a conference!

    You should email it to me instead.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.