Friday, February 6, 2009

Man-Cold


What? I can barely open my eyes. If you want a good laugh, go check out Petra's post from yesterday and make sure to read the comments. Seriously, go. Nothing to see here but a sniffling cry baby. You're probably already infected. Don't say I didn't warn you.

36 comments:

  1. suck it up man! how're you gonna win that competition if you're a sniffling, sneezing, sorry-ass wussy boy?

    now get up and get those juices flowing!

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  2. Drink some EmergenC, it really helps.

    And no, I don't own stock. Yet.

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  3. so YOU'RE the bastard that got me sick.

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  4. Cowboy up, dude. "The sun was in my eyes, I wasn't ready, wahh, wahh, wahh...."


    (laugh) Seriously, sorry about the ick. Maybe a fever dream will inspire you!

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  5. Poor you. and yeah, drink EmergenC. Lots.

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  6. Sorry if you caught anything from my blog. I'll spray some Lysol.

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  7. Aww... Poor Captain... I hope you feel better soon!

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  8. Dont' you know SAHDs can't get sick. Looks like you need the EmergenC stuff. Whatever it is.

    Get well soon.

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  9. Oh no... :(
    Hope you feel better soon. (The only thing that actually helps is chicken soup. I have a recipe on my blog if you'd like...)

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  10. Wus, suck it up!
    OK, really, get better for the sake of SL :)

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  11. Sorry I'm running late.. I had to run to the store to pick up a few things for that scantily clad soup!

    Hope you feel better soon, MD and I will be there shortly. Promise.

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  12. Feel better soon! Try not to breath on my blog I have big plans this weekend! : )

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  13. Feel better man! You need to heft up those big balls of yours and get to writing some crazy He Blogs, She Blogs material!

    I am counting on you to bring it and show some of those other guys what you're made of!

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  14. @ Petra: We already know what he's made of - a big ol' heap of momma's boy! (laugh)

    Soory, man, cheap shot. But hey, you're down, gotta make hay while the sun shines...

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  15. Oh god... not the MAN COLD! if you give it to my hubs. you're a dead man!

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  16. Petra is such an instigator. She wrote me a private email this morning and told me she didn't think the other guys in the competition were very funny at all and to please not screw this up for her. And that she didn't think YOU were funny at all. Seriously I would forward it to you, but I accidentally deleted it. So...

    seriously, my wife threw up for 24 straight hours and is 19 weeks pregnant and I don't hear her bitching about being sick.

    :)

    that smile face is there so you know I am kidding about the Petra email. she didn't really write that.


    she called me and told me that.


    :)

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  17. I'm totally immune, thanks to the hundreds of door knobs I've licked this season.

    Please don't die.

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  18. Oh, the man cold....
    My condolences to Supreme Leader :)
    PS- Feel better.

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  19. Sorry you are sick. Now I understand what man-plague meant!

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  20. So that's where I got this stupid cold. I feel like my sinuses are all full of oatmeal and it may explode out my ears. sorry if that was TMI.
    Feel better.

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  21. You probably caught the plague from me. After all, we only live six inches apart, according to the Google Maps.

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  22. Men are such babies when they're sick. Give SL my sympathies. :)

    Feel better soon. Heading over to visit Petra.

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  23. I was already sick. Try green tea and miso soup.

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  24. We have the teenage version of the man-cold going on here. Two boys, ages 14 and 16 snorting and coughing and hucking and being generally disgusting. Spitting into glasses and sauce pots. Going through entire rolls of toilet paper and boxes of tissues. Gross.

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  25. Dude- stay away!!!! Wait, I'm the one sticking around here - I'm on my way out the door!! I'll be back later to see how you are feeling

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  26. Lift your skirt and get out of bed. Wait, that didn't sound as nice as I meant it to be...

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  27. Let's mix your man cold with my stomach bug and wage biological warfare.

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  28. take care of yourself, I knew
    I should have put another bottle
    of Buckleys in your Christmas
    Stocking!

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  29. I hear a guy can catch a man-cold just from visiting an infected site. I'm out.

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  30. Ah, feel better!
    It's going around the blog.s We had it but now we are over it at our home
    hope it passes soon
    :)

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  31. Hope you're feeling better cause I wanna see that picture of you iPod!

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  32. family? friends? WTF?

    I'll be back to read the whole thing, getting close to quittin' time here. :)

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.