"I'm laughing 'cause I'm stupid rich!"
Two. I stole this from Waffles Waffles All Day Long, but I announced my theft and I'm giving props which makes everything ok.
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Ok, three. I was over at Irish Gumbo last night and he put up a link to a short story he's written and he wants some feedback. If you've got some time this weekend go read this then go back and tell him what you think. You'll probably never meet him so don't worry if you make him cry.