Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Out Of Order



That's alright. I have my own, and she's never out of order.

28 comments:

  1. In fact, she likely repairs other, broken nut grinders. She's a nut grinder supervisor. And I am her minion.

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  2. Ha! Nut jokes never get old, they just don't! If you had thrown a fart joke in here, it would have been the most perfect post ever!

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  3. If a giant hand comes out of the sky and swats you, don't be surprised. I'm in the top 5? WooHoo!

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  4. Perfect!!! Thanks for making my morning!

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  5. Huh? I don't get...

    Oh! (blushes and giggles)

    Never mind...

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  6. Dude, you're totally gonna get it for that.

    Hey, your mom commented on my blog! She said I can be inducted into your family after a brief trial period.

    How long does that last?

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  7. Why would you grind nuts? Is that a West Coast thing? My favorite sign said "Caution: Swinging Balls"
    hehehe I am an 8 year old boy at heart! : )

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  8. Oh shit...I know better than to show up around here mid sip of coffee...now look what you've done...it's all over my screen. FREAKING HILARIOUS!

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  9. .............I wish there was a way to spell stunned silence. Right now, Jeremy is giving you a slow clap, you know, like the ones in sports films where something big is about to happen. This, is classic Dumbass at it's finest. I can not wait to see Supreme Leader weigh in on this one.

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  10. Thank god I swallowed my coffee first. That was too damn funny.

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  11. This calls for the pimp hand and something more.....psychological.

    Nah, nut grinder and proud of it. Got me some nut grinding to do.

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  12. You are so totally screwed. Funny but screwed.

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  13. LOL!!!

    @Supreme Leader - Wow. I wish I could type LOL bigger. I can't imagine a more perfect response.

    TOP 20!!!!

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  14. Goodfather just pointed out that you have nuts and I have balls.

    We did this last week, too, with the tequila.

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  15. some days I wish I had one of those
    around...
    l

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  16. oh jesus, you just KEEP getting BETTER! That was damn good.

    hahahaha.

    watch your nuts boys.

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  17. Man, I am a day late and a dollar short. All the good comments are taken!
    Oh well. Let's see if I can say something witty about your nut grinder and the Squirrel Nut Zippers..........
    *pause*.............
    Got nothing..............
    Bye

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  18. if she ever breaks down I have a vise I use on my Husband, you can borrow it...:-)

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  19. no comment except for ....ROFLMAO!!!

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  20. Holy shit. One of those at my house. Her name is: me.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.