Monday, September 22, 2008

Monday Love & Hate


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24 comments:

  1. Mama DawgSeptember 22, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    Is that split so your farts can't reverberate and make you fall off the bike into oncoming traffic?

    Just askin'.

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  2. KatSeptember 22, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    umm that is an interesting bike seat ya got there Captain.

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  3. Captain DumbassSeptember 22, 2008 at 9:30 AM

    Men's bike seats take into account men have prostates. That's as far as I'm going.

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  4. RheaSeptember 22, 2008 at 9:39 AM

    Those bagels go ON the bike seat, right? To soften the ride...no? I could see burning more calories as you slip around on the jelly.

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  5. Mama DawgSeptember 22, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    I like my explaination better. It's more amusing and clever.

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  6. Captain DumbassSeptember 22, 2008 at 9:43 AM

    Ok mama dawg, you win.

    And it's not jelly, it's dolce de leche which is like... Italian caramel sauce. I might need another bagel...

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2008 at 10:58 AM

    I've never seen anything like that. I mean the bike seat. The bagels look yummy.

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  8. HeatherSeptember 22, 2008 at 12:06 PM

    That looked really good! I've never seen that stuff in a jar before!

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  9. Captain DumbassSeptember 22, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    Oh Heather, it's so worth it.

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  10. sassy stephanieSeptember 22, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    OMG! Please tell me it's the bagel you love. I personally H.A.T.E. my Specialized right now. Well, like for the past 6 months really.

    I found you through Mama D...heard there was a little friendly competition so I came to check it out.

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  11. Captain DumbassSeptember 22, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    sassy-it's the bagel I love. I was on my bike (a Kona, not a Specialized) for an hour and a half yesterday and my knees and ass were killin me by the time I was done.

    And mama d has a thing for Canadians. ; )

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  12. PamSeptember 22, 2008 at 1:47 PM

    i was just about to ask if that seat split was for the 'sacs' LOL

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  13. Captain DumbassSeptember 22, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    ciara-close, but not quite. Very close, actually.

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  14. unmitigated meSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    It woulda been worse without the split seat. A friend of mine lost all feeling in his junk for about two days after a mountain ride with a girlie seat. Bad.

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  15. Mama DawgSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    Whooooo hoooo....Steph's got my back! I feel like I'm in high school and my best girl friend is checking out the guys that are circling me.

    I know this is all in my head, so please, indulge this mama dawg will ya!

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  16. Mama DawgSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    Yeah, and I "have a thing" for Canadians. Don't know why. I don't know any (personally...except through this magical electronic box thingie).

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  17. Mama DawgSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    Ok, 4 comments on one post, I think I'm offically stalking you now.

    Isn't it supposed to be the other way around.

    Oh, and this makes 5. Sigh....I need to go home.

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  18. Captain DumbassSeptember 22, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    mama dawg- I only wish I could hear that accent in the comments...

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  19. Mama DawgSeptember 22, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    See, I'm back. You keep drawing me in.

    Maybe one day, I'll do a video of just me talking. Tell me what you want me to say and I'll walk around my yard video taping and talking.

    That would probably be the most boring thing EVER.

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  20. MikeSeptember 22, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    I think I would like the bike seat and hate the food because I am out of shape and gaining weight. I need to stop eating and get some exercise!

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  21. Vodka MomSeptember 22, 2008 at 5:29 PM

    I'll just tape those bagels to my ASS and fuck the biking. how's that?

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  22. steenky beeSeptember 22, 2008 at 7:44 PM

    I don't know what I could possibly add that hasn't already been talked about here? But I wish you kind of would have warned me about the bike seat. It's a little graphic. The little guy looks at your site. I had to explain to him just now that it's not always dinosaurs and bugs here at The Richmond Zoo. He's in his room now sobbing to himself "Why? Why?" And that's just my husband. Wait until my son logs on.

    Also, Mama Dawg: we're going to have to share stalking responsibilities. I've been a long time stalker of The Dumbass. He's definitely stalk- worthy. Let's chat and work out a schedule to streamline our process.

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  23. steenky beeSeptember 22, 2008 at 7:46 PM

    Oh, and one more thing...I've never heard anyone go crazy for my Utah accent. It's pretty sad actually.

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  24. Mama DawgSeptember 23, 2008 at 6:31 AM

    Ok Jen, since you called first dibs, you can have him 4 days a week. I'll take him the other three. You just let me know which 4 days you want. I'll be fine with anything.

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Come on, sailor. I love you long time.

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