So like, five minutes into House last night and somebody rings my door bell. WTF? Seriously? Two freakin, I don't know, twelve year olds asking me about energy something or other. I tell them to speed it up since House just came on. Then one of them is all, oh is it the season premiere? Cut the small talk, stupid, what do you want. Then they start asking about getting updates about my home gas bills. Home gas? Motherfucker I'm on electricity! I grab a shoe, whack both in the forehead and then run back to the tv.
Don't interrupt my tv.