Ran out of toothpaste this morning and used the kid's instead. What the hell? Why do adults get screwed out of all the cool flavours? Mint is great for gum or a mint julip (no idea what that is, just fit) but for my toothpaste? Give me bubble gum with sparklies any day. Just pump some more fluoride in there and we're good to go. I'll brush my teeth 4 or 5 times a day.
I was going to make some comment about being more willing to brush my teeth in the morning, but thinking about it, I can't wait to brush my teeth in the morning. My breath smells like gorilla ass when I wake up.
Actually, it's not really my breath that smells that bad, but because I like sleeping in my own bed I'll just pretend that it is mine.
Whoo boy! Yep, I gots me some stank ass breath. Damn, that's nasty!