Packing styrofoam... what the hell happened to my font? What is this? Um... why did Blogger change my font and why won't it go back? WFT? And why do I have so few choices in font? Where's helvetica? Whatever, I'm going to pretend to ignore this. Anyway...packing styrofoam as foot wear? Only if you're three. Don't be jealous of my mid-70's linoleum.
Rugelach (draw out that 'u' in a dreamy voice). WTF IS WITH THE FONT??
Lily pads
Mosquito food. I know those look like finger prints, but they're really REALLY not. Honest. Maybe I shouldn't post this...
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That looks like a seriously organized effort on the skeeter's part.
ReplyDeleteall the while the poor boy appears to be eating scissors!!! JK - I know it's a toothbrush. or chopsticks. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the new header. Who's the graphic designer?
ReplyDeletelotta: they knew the rain was coming last night and prey would be slim today. Bastards.
ReplyDeleteMAW: that's a Wall-E toothbrush! And the designer is my sister-in-law. I didn't even no she was doing it. I love the way Liam looks like some kind of mad vampire/cannibal toddler.
Woo-hoo for the new masthead!! The countdown of unemployment was making me sad. Love the shoes. If they came in multiple colors, you could make a fortune. The flooring is so old it's retro. I dig it. Wow. Your blog is all new and shiney. Jealous.
ReplyDeletejenboglass: retro...ya...did you notice the orange counter top in the bathroom. Puts the shuh in shwing! And I had to do something with the masthead to compete with yours.
ReplyDeleteThe styromfoam looks like little trucks.
ReplyDeleteIs that a bra under the brush on the counter top? That is slick product placement!
jasper: that is a bra! Good eye. I got a good laugh and a smack for that, but it was worth it.
ReplyDeleteVictoria's Secret: bring it!
...aaaand now you've gone full circle to Friday's post. Looks like your son is the only
ReplyDeleteOne getting past Supreme Leader's boobs.
Dear Supreme Leader: Sorry to keep talking about your boobs. But, if traffic starts picking up on this site, you are entitled to a payout of some sort for use of your, er...creative content.
Captain: By "payout" I was referring to money only. Don't get any big ideas. It's still relatively early for a Sunday.
Goodness my boobs haven't had this much attention since I breastfed barracuda Liam. The girls don't quite know what to make of it all.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess you could make the best of it and charge The Captain handling fees. :)
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