Me: It's the toilet paper holder, hon.
Liam: (points at the toilet paper on the counter)?
Me: Toilet paper.
Liam: Why is it there?
Me: Because your mommy has a bachelors and an honours degree but still can't put toilet paper on the roll.
Mommy: (faintly from the next room) What?
Later...
Bernadette: Why did Connor just ask me if I was going to be grumpy when I wake up tomorrow?
Me: (looking for an escape route or defensive weapon) Um... well... you might have been a teensy bit grouchy when you woke up and I suggested to him that it would be better for everyone if he didn't act crazy before bed and put on his jammies quietly. (nervous laughter)
Stars In My Sky: Uh huh. (turning with a look of promised reprisal)
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See, now, this conversation? Would have been greeted with effusive praise at my house.
ReplyDeleteI am just pissed off that my 2nd child didn't inherit the sleeping in til 9am gene that my 1st daughter has. 7am and I are still not friends.
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