Liam is upstairs playing a dirge on his Fisher Price xylophone because he is not allowed to play on the Wii tonight. It's not easy drawing melancholy out of such high notes but my boy has talent.
Years from now your son will remember this as he becomes a world famous xylophoner, attracting fame and lots and lots of women. Chicks dig the 'phone, man. He will travel Europe's countryside, much like the Von Trapp family, but he is solo, you know? That's how he rolls. You and Supreme Leader are not only planting seeds of good behavior in him by disciplining him now, but you're also allowing him to develop knarly xylophone skills. BTW: I hear the field for competitive xylophoners is tightening up so it's good that he's starting early.
Thanks, Jen. I was feeling bad about getting mad at him for not eating his dinner. But I think his future fame balances this out. I'll just have to stay strong through the early dark albums where I am compared to Satan.
Now that's a boy after my own black little heart.
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ReplyDeleteYears from now your son will remember this as he becomes a world famous xylophoner, attracting fame and lots and lots of women. Chicks dig the 'phone, man. He will travel Europe's countryside, much like the Von Trapp family, but he is solo, you know? That's how he rolls. You and Supreme Leader are not only planting seeds of good behavior in him by disciplining him now, but you're also allowing him to develop knarly xylophone skills. BTW: I hear the field for competitive xylophoners is tightening up so it's good that he's starting early.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jen. I was feeling bad about getting mad at him for not eating his dinner. But I think his future fame balances this out. I'll just have to stay strong through the early dark albums where I am compared to Satan.
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ReplyDeleteLiam has obviously inherited the musical talents of his paternal Grandmother.