Bernadette: Honey, why don't you get their smoothie started and I'll go have a shower.
Connor: Mommy, why do you call daddy 'honey?'
Bernadette: Because it's nice. I call him honey. I call him sweetie. I call him the Light of My Uterus.
Me: Hahahahaha! I'm blogging that.
Addendum: Apparently the word she used was 'universe' and not 'uterus.' I stand corrected.
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