There's this girl I see every morning on my way to work. The way our buses run, she's usually walking ahead of me. I've noticed because, at the risk of being crude, baby got back. Baby also couldn't walk a straight line if her life depended on it. First time I saw her she looked like she was drunk though I had my doubts being it was 7:30am and she was dressed for the office. The next few times I saw her I thought maybe she had some type of disabilty, but after some observation (and remember, I'm just walking to work, not stalking) I've just decided she can't walk worth a damn.