Liam: Daddy, what's Oklahoma? Me: It's a state, honey. Liam: No, it's a cave.
Before leaving to pick up Mommy today, I found him under the kitchen table surrounded by coloured aluminum foil with an entire Kinder Surpise egg wedged in his mouth.
As he jumped into bed tonight his mouth connected with some Lego he'd left there in the morning. I asked him where his owie was and he pointed to his lip. When I bent down to kiss him he stuck his tongue out so I got to kiss a drooly pink little two year old tongue. Mmm, mmm good.
(PS. I pulled the pic from Etsy, but the site is down tonight so I couldn't link to the seller.)