Sure he's a two year old Stegosaurus, but he's still a dinosaur. A dinosaur who kept spinning and spinning, much like an agitator in a washing machine. Who suddenly screamed, "YOU CAN'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR!" a propros of nothing at about midnight, not even bothering to wake up. He did eventually wake up though, at 3:48am.
Then he just spun more. Didn't say anything. No complaining, no crying, no talking at all. Just turning and turning and turning. Then he was put back in his own bed. At 6:30 the dinosaur's older bother woke up and I gave up on sleep altogether.
Fran Leibowitz on books and reading
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