Scattered

So I'm simultaneously trying to read Meg Fowler's Sunday afternoon love list, Caillou's "Where is Teddy" to Liam and build a Lego plane for Connor while copying/pasting the name Bill Kurtis into google cause his name rings a bell but I just can't place it and somehow end up on a wikipedia entry for a Meitav, which is a military base where new Israel Defense Forces recruits are sorted in to their respective corps or basic training bases after hitting some unknown combination of letters and the control key.

Huh?