We'll call her...coworker M
Me: How's the kidney? I can lend you one but I want in back.
CWM: Ha ha. I want a man kidney!
Me: Just as long as I get a man kidney back. No drugs or alcohol while you've got it either. At least no more than it usually gets.
CWM: Actually I'm a l lot better. Thanks, I'll be there tomorrow.
Me: Good, we missed you. And I like my organs where they are.
CWM: Aw, thanks. I heard it was really busy.
Me: It was, but don't think it was all your fault. It was, but I don't want you to think that.
CWM: Well, I wish I felt bad, but I was in a lot of pain and just couldn't come.
Me: Joking! Pansy ass.
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