Thursday, November 15, 2007

Thoughts on Thursday

Wouldn't it be nice if you could throw a switch on certain things your body does? Like hair growth? Not that I don't enjoy shaving every freakin day. Weee! But wouldn't it be nice to have a little control there. Evolutionary-wise, it was nice, but it had its time. I have a lot of left-overs in the fridge so I don't think I'll be stalking any woolly mammoths through the snow tonight. If I could look as cool as Tom Selleck I'd grow a moustache, but since I can't why do I need to grow this hair? And ladies, wouldn't it be nice to skip monthly menstrual joy? Do you really need that every month? I don't think continuation of the species is an issue anymore.

Just a pre-6am random thought.

1 comment:

  1. ah, intellectual child of life, pondering what "the Brain" (of Pinky and the Brain) has been tryng to figure out the complexities of our existence.
    If you want to really think
    about the unfairness of nature...
    Men should menstrate, after all it's got their name on it
    Men should have to a simulated childbirth, would
    do much to decrease the population
    Men should have hot flashes
    -a cure would be forthcoming quicker than Viagra was approved!
    I stongly feel that this conversation means we both have to much time on our hands. me


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