Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothin' To Plunder*

I'm working on a few things tonight so I don't have time... ah, hell, Lost and Life on Mars are on tonight and I'm tired. I leave you with this to ponder.



The tattoo picture post may or may not be up on Friday so if you still want to send in a photo, you may or may not have a little more time.

*Name that tune. There's no prizes, just know that you're sexier than most. That's right, you.


826 Valencia

26 comments:

  1. "Pirate looks at 40"

    Cute graphic. I would have gotten my tattoo picture in but the DIL borrowed my camera for more than a week. I'll teach her to mess with a master. Mahaaaaa...

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  2. the only funny pirate joke I can remember ends with

    My buccaneer........but I can't remember the damn joke. And it was DAMN funny.

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  3. I am licensed to carry a concealed cannon. ARRR!

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  4. I'm going to mount some cannons on my minivan, just for kicks. I've always wanted to be a pirate. Are you a friend of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, by any chance?

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  5. JB - Pirate Looks at 40 - great song.

    Funny! I need to snap a couple of photos of my tattoos. Hope to do that today ~

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  6. Ahoy, Cap'n, I tried to get a tattoo pic, but lost the nerve to go up to anyone and ask to take a picture. I look forward to seeing the efforts of others though!

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  7. I love me some Jimmy Buffett. My mom bought me a beer for the first time at his concert. Not my first beer, but the first time she acknowledged that I was an actual adult capable of drinking beer...

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  8. Hey Cap'n...I have no idea what you're talking about :)

    Got your sari ready yet? :))

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  9. Jack Johnson did a cover of that Jimmy Buffett tune. Good song.

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  10. I love that you have a whole tag dedicated to "pirates." I don't know why I think that's so funny.

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  11. I stand here proudly and say: I have every Jimmy Buffet album on CD. EVERY one. I know, I know. I'm an enigma.

    But I still bow to your greatness, O, Captain My Captain.

    ....and I AM an over 40 victim of fate, arriving too late...

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  12. Duh......Jimmy Buffet "A Pirate Looks at 40". Who doesn't know that?

    You totally did that for me, didn't you?

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  13. Land Down Under, dude, by Men AT Work.

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  14. I have a tatoo of a parrot on my shoulder? Does that count?

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  15. I get it! I get it!

    It's a play on the phrase "Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people."

    Right? Right?

    *crickets chirping*

    (One tattoo picture coming right up. I know, I know it's my profile pic and you've seen it before but it's my fav.)

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  16. IG, you just made me spit coffee at my laptop.. thanks for that.

    here's a pirate joke for you, Captain:
    A pirate walks into a bar with a captain's wheel attached to the front of his pants. He sidles up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him, a bit confused and says 'what's with the steering wheel?' the pirate answers 'AARRG! It's drivin' me nuts!'

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  17. I have no idea what that is from, but it makes sense.

    Someday I am going to remember to have my husband take pictures of my tattoos so I can start my tattoo series as well, but until then, I will enjoy yours :)

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  18. Gotta love the pirate theme - my dad's tattoo would have gone great with it as it is a lady pirate with no shirt on steering a ship but alas, he lives too far away to take a picture and quite frankly, i think the lady no longer looks like a sexy pin-up but a grandma trying too hard to gain a buck (get it? the wrinkles? ahh whatever!)

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  19. Cannons don't sink ships.. LOL Very creative you be. Arghh

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  20. In the US, the national talk like a pirate day is in September. Except I never remember until November. Then, I spend the day talking like a pirate saying things like "shiver me timbers" and my staff tries to get a psych consult. Then, I fire them. It happens every year...

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  21. Oh! RIGHT! Tattoo picture. On it.

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  22. 'Drivin' me nuts' makes me laugh like a sixth grader!

    Ooooh, I can't wait to see the tattoo post!

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  23. I argh don't argh have argh a argh tattoo argh.

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  24. One of my favorite songs. You can never trust those pirates with cannons.

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